[Verse 1]
Me and the girls don't care if we're ugly
Me and the girls are out having fun
You and the boys are playing your Xbox
You and the guys are sooking, so dumb
You and your boy band, ugly and hairy
Me and the girls look snazzy and hot
You and your boy band look frumpy grumpy
You and the boys look ugly as fuck
[Chorus]
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
(Can you believe it? It's open bar)
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
(Can you believe it? It's open bar)
[Verse 2]
Me and the girls are stealing our napkins
Me and the girls don't want to be taxed
Me and the girls, we want free abortions
You and thе boys can't even get waxеd
Me and the girls, we don't want protection
Me and the girls don't want to be boxed
Me and the girls are gonna go party
You and the boys can shut the fuck up
[Chorus]
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
(Can you believe it? It's open bar)
Me and the girls are drunk at the airport
(Can you believe it? It's open bar)
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
Skip forward a couple of hours
I've had 'bout eight too many shots
I am crawling home
I'm going past the shops
Get a bag of chippies and a snack
If I make it home, well, I'll get fat
'Cause I wanna lay in my bed while I'm wasted
Tomorrow, I'm gonna have a dead head
Then I will wake up again
Pick up my phone, get the headache
You'll be knocking on my door to get working
I'll be thinking "fuck this jerk"
And again, it goes around
Never learn my lesson in this town
Wanna go party all the time
Everything else keeps me in line