[Verse: Anastasia Douglas]
You let it float, your fart
And as it loomed, you chose to claim it
It was gross, but it was honest
You put it in a jar, and you saved it
I laughed so hard, that a fart squeaked through my cheeks
I was so mortified, but then I also felt relieved
[Pre Chorus: Anastasia Douglas]
Now there's a side of me that will never close, never close
When I walk in rooms, everyone has to hold their nose
Ever since you left, I forgot how to hold them in
[Chorus: Anastasia Douglas]
Now I said fire to my farts!
Now I'm crude and it's all your fault
I think it's plain to see that you knocked all the wind out of me, of me!
I set fire to my farts!
And I burned up the under garments
[Outro: Anastasia Douglas, Rachel McPhee as Adele]
Now I'm ashamed, up in flames
And I'm going to fart in your face, your face!
Never Forget!