[Verse 1]
Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy
Pee-wee reads the evening news
A preowned song or a secondhand Uzi
Everybody got a job to lose
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the Hezbollah
Businessmen from South Miami
Humming AOR
[Chorus]
Meanwhile...
[Verse 2]
I like Cal and his dog Napalm
I like Ike and his itty-bitty A-bomb
Everybody got one, I want mine
You can order it up on Channel Nine
[Chorus]
Meanwhile, in the Sheraton
“Doctor Jeep” plays on and on and on
[Verse 3]
There was a time, but it's long gone
Janie got a crush on the Vietcong
Burning through downtown Saigon
Me, I'm sold—down the Mekong
[Chorus]
Meanwhile, in theSheraton
“Doctor Jeep” plays on and on and on
[Verse 4]
Guns and cars and accidents
The threatened witness, my defence
You can sell one another for fifteen cents
Well, bye-bye, Mother, it's common sense
[Chorus]
Yeah, meanwhile, in the Sheraton
“Doctor Jeep” plays on and on and on
[Verse 5]
Everybody shouts on I Love Lucy
Pee-wee reads the evening news
A preowned song or a secondhand Uzi
Everybody got a job to lose
Here come the golden oldies
Here come the Hezbollah
Businessmen from South Miami
Humming AOR
[Chorus]
Meanwhile, meanwhile
"Doctor Jeep” plays on and on and on