[Intro]
Tyler, you're gonna get frosting on my pop filter
[Verse 1]
It’s Four A.M. and it’s fucking cold the lights are on so I know you’re home
My keys are by the kitchen phone where I left them the night before
The last two days we didn’t speak and this is the third time this week
That you left me out here on the porch
[Pre-Chorus]
Your sister Anne can die in a fire
Don’t believe what she says about me, she’s a liar
I wouldn’t touch her if she paid me, I’d rather die
[Chorus]
Wake up, wake up, please come outside
I’m drunk as hell and I want inside
You’ve locked me out the last goddamn time
(It’s not a crime, this house is mine!)
Wake up, wake up, I’ve lost my cool
I’ll break the window if I need to
I’m getting in if it’s the last thing I do
You fuck with me and I’ll fuck with you!
[Refrain]
Singin' “Naaa-na-na-na-na-naaa!"
(Bush did 9/11!)
Singin' “Naaa-na-na-na-na-naaa!"
(9/11! 9/11!)
[Verse 2]
Even when you left for school I never was unfaithful to
The girl that fucking hates me and my friends (Fuck you too!)
Keep your head down if you want and let me touch you once a month
Is it any wonder why I go to bars (And get the spins)?
[Pre-Chorus]
This ring was the worst idea to date
Besides the times we’d fornicate
But at least I liked when you choked me there (Wo-who!)
[Chorus]
Wake up, wake up, please come outside
I’m drunk as hell and I want inside
You’ve locked me out the last goddamn time
(It’s not a crime, this house is mine!)
Wake up, wake up, I’ve lost my cool
I’ll break the window if I need to
I’m getting in if it’s the last thing I do
You fuck with me and I’ll fuck with you!
[Refrain]
Singin' “Naaa-na-na-na-na-naaa!"
(Bush did 9/11!)
Singin' “Naaa-na-na-na-na-naaa!"
(9/11! 9/11!)
[Chorus]
Wake up, wake up, please come outside
I’m drunk as hell and I want inside
You’ve locked me out the last goddamn time
(It’s not a crime, this house is mine!)
Wake up, wake up, I’ve lost my cool
I’ll break the window if I need to
I’m getting in if it’s the last thing I do
You fuck with me and I’ll fuck with you!