[ANDY, SKIP, and JACK]
Truffle Shuffle
Truffle Shuffle
[ANDY]
Chunk!
[SKIP]
Popeye the Sailor Man
[WILL]
G.I. Joe
[WILL and ANDY]
The American Hero
[JACK]
And Conan
The Barbarian
Not O'Brien
[WILL]
Look
We are still the boys
Freshman year
We were queer
Sorry
We were different
Forgot you're gay now
[JACK]
You weigh the same that you did back then
But you were 5 foot 4
Now you're 5 foot 10
Well at least 5' 9"
Well at least you're taller
[SKIP]
Look who's talking
About being an awkward mess
You were so gangly
Your arms just dangled
They wrapped around twice
When you fold them across your chest
[ANDY]
I was strong
[JACK]
But you were dumb
[SKIP]
Still are
[ANDY]
Shut up
[WILL]
You are
[WILL and ANDY]
Your mom
[ALL]
See
Man this brings me back to those
Good old glory type days
[WILL]
We would run from bullies
[JACK]
When we would hide in trashcans
[SKIP]
When all they wanted to do was
ALL
Put us in one
[ANDY]
And we'd say we had girlfriends
[WILL]
But nobody could meet them
[JACK]
Cause they were online
[SKIP]
And probably men
[ALL]
Man this brings me
Back to things I
Haven't thought about
Since those good old glory type days
[WILL]
Hey what about you
Mr. You-Know-Who
Junior ROTC
[SKIP]
Yeah that was me
It was my dad's plan
But I got something out of it
I could end your life with my bare hands
[WILL]
Fuck you bring it on
[ANDY]
Watch out are you nuts
[JACK]
Don't fight come on guys
[SKIP]
You're mine
[ALL]
See this is what the
Good old days should be like
[JACK]
Football in the lights
[WILL]
Pizza every night
[ANDY]
Horse face every night
[SKIP]
Street Fighter 2
[ALL]
Are the things that remind me of you
And me
And here
Dreamin' of amazing things
And new ideas that we would bring
To a world that isn't growing
Isn't going where it could be
Life isn't about what is
But what should be
Generation You and Me and Here
[WILL]
Good old glory days
Always seem to say goodbye
[SKIP]
And they become the past tense
Which we apply to our lives
[ANDY]
The good old days
Are only good when you're there
[JACK]
And when they're done they're not as fun
Even though you still do care
Man I miss those
[SKIP]
Ugly gym clothes
[ANDY]
Will's big Jew nose
[WILL]
Andy's sister's pantyhose
[JACK]
Man I miss those
[SKIP]
High School dance woes
[ANDY]
Bathroom peep shows
[WILL]
Watching us grow
Man I miss those
[JACK]
Man I miss those
[SKIP and ANDY]
Man I miss those
[ALL]
Good old glory type
Man I miss those
Good old glory type days