Well I've heard
That you guys have a special kind of food
A chop suey burger
Or maybe a disgusting kind of stew
And that makes you special
The tourists, they just won't believe their eyes
Yes, you are special
No one's ever seen a pineapple that size
Regional bullshit
Every little town has got their own bullshit
Regional bullshit
Every little town has just got to have it
Well I heard
This is where somebody famous died
And I rеad a sign that said
That you guys, you once saw Princess Di
And that makes you spеcial
They say Yahoo Serious came and stood right here
It was so special
When Rhonda Burchmore bought a round of beer
Oh yeah
Regional bullshit
Every little town has got their own bullshit
Regional bullshit
Every little town has just got to have it
And we have
A blue-ribbon-award-winning pie
A big dog on the tucker box, no lie
Ned Kelly hid out here, what a guy