[Verse 1]
When you've had your fun and your work is done
You must not succumb
I can feel you breathe
It's like a mega-weedge inside
Please don't hide
[Chorus]
So mom, if you please
Pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please
Pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
[Verse 2]
When the guava's drained,Eddie Dingle remains
But we must further ourselves on
So dynamic is life, staring into the sight's
Not right, but wrong in a good way
[Chorus]
So mom, if you please
Pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please
Pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
[Verse 1]
When you've had your fun and your work is done
You must not succumb
I can feel you breathe
It's like a mega-weedge inside
Please don't hide
[Chorus]
So mom, if you please
Pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please
Pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Mom, if you please
Pass me the pork roll egg and cheese
If you please, on a kaiser bun
Kaiser bun
Pork roll egg and cheese
[Outro]
(That's the end!)
(That's it, dudes. Thanks, bye!)