[Intro]
I'm such a talented ma-
Wait, you guys- you guys forgot to turn on my auto-tune
Alright yeah, turn that on
Alright, let's re-record that
[Verse 1]
I'm so talented, I can sing without using auto-tune
On foot, I can go from the U.S. to Cameroon
I'm so talented, I can lift up a car with one hand
I'm so talented, I can play every single instrument in a band
I'm so talented, I can do fifteen back-flips midair
In ten seconds, I can tame a grizzly bear
[Bridge 1]
I can do so many things, 'cause I'm just that talented
You should be praising me for the things that I can do
You wish you could be talented like me too
[Chorus 1]
I'm such a talented man
I'm better than you and you know it
I'm such a talented guy
I can jump as high as the sky
[Verse 2]
I can bake an apple pie with my eyes closed
Okay, here I go
Okay, where am I?
Ah!
Oh no, oh no! It's on fire!
Quick give me- give me the fire extinguisher!
"911 what is your emergency"?
My house is on fire
[Bridge 2]
I can do so many things, 'cause I'm just that talented
You should be praising me for the things that I can do
You wish you could be talented like me too
[Chorus 2]
I'm such a talented man
I can do everything that you can not
I'm such a talented guy
If you aren't cool like me, you can go bye-bye
[Bridge 3]
You say I'm actually not talented
But truly, you're just jealous of my skills
You know, I'm so talented it'll give you chills
You can try to be like me, but you won't be
[Chorus 3]
I'm such a talented man
I'm cooler than you'll ever be
I'm such a talented guy
I could fly if I tried
[Outro]
Talented man, talented man
Talented guy, talented guy
Talented man, talented man
Talented guy, talented guy