I am an artist
Drew a picture of your girlfriend
Got her face wrong
Kinda looks like Dustin Hoffman
Fucked up the drawing
The eyes are slightly disproportionate
And the mouth was too big
...like the forehead
I am a bastard
Drew a picture of your girlfriend
Got her face wrong
Kinda looks like Dustin Hoffman
Can't hold the pencil
They say I'm disabled
And the mouth was too big
...like the moustache