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INTERNET OLYMPICS - The Musical Lyrics[Chorus]
The internet olympics
Thousand compete
To join in the ranks of
The online elite
They Tumble, Tweet, and Vlog
Some are hackers and trolls
But all of them are going for gold!

[Twitter: Elizabeth Oldak]
I tweet faster than a bird
'bout celebs and all their drama
I've got 30 million followers
That's 2 mil more than Gaga
Every tweet I tweet gets more retweets
Than most people have followers
I'm popular, I'm a trendsetter
Using 140 characters

[Tumblr: Molly Gallagher]
Tumbling down Tumblr there's so much to see
I'm on a reblog spree!
Tumbling down Tumblr-

[YouTube: Sommer Carbuccia, Troll]
I make videos online
Where I talk about the issues
I jut want to entertain
While also giving people news
It's about just being real
Being honest all the way
If you have something to say
All your shit is fake and gay!

[Troll]
See I specialize in trolling
It's an art form quite unique
Though it's never quite respecte
That's expected, so to speak
We troll our victims into rage
And then we cast our nets
The Gold then simply goes to who
Can get the most death threats

[YouTube, Troll]
It's important to ignore fake and gay!
Those who try to bring you down when fake and gay!
You are trying to createAll your shit is fake and gay!
Make sure you are always being Zen
Fine I Give upYou should just go die today
Fine, then I'll just go away

[Chorus]
The internet olympics
Thousand compete
To join in the ranks of
The online elite
They Tumble, Tweet, and Vlog
Some are hackers and trolls
But all of them are going for gold!

[Facebook: Dana Orland]
Back when MySpace was a thing
I perfected making duckface
But then MySpace died, my pride subsided
Facebook took its place
Ever since I made the switch
I've held gold in three division
Most friends, Most likes
And Most complaining
Every single time
That Facebook changes something
That I never seem quite able to remember
Two days later
Timeline? Mark, You're a traitor

[Chorus]
The internet olympics
Thousand compete
To join in the ranks of
The online elite
They Tumble, Tweet, and Vlog
Some are hackers and trolls
But all of them are going for gold!