Wal-Mart Lyrics[Verse 1]
Your grandpa worked at Walmart in the sporting goods department
He passed away not making much more than the day he started
He didn't think to check his locker 'til a while later
And found my albums wrapped inside a two-month-old newspaper
[Chorus]
Stocking shelves in retail hell, where the profits keep the score
Your grandpa worked at Walmart, that's why we don't go there no more
[Verse 2]
He used to walk me down the aisles, show me things he thought were neat
Like a newly-stocked baseball set that kicks it right back to your feet
We'd comb through discount DVDs and search for ones we liked
My dad loved action hero stuff 'cause it wasn't like his life
[Chorus]
Stocking shelves in retail hell, where the profits keep the score
Your grandpa worked at Walmart, that's why we don't go there no more
[Bridge]
They don't sing you a swan song at the local corporate chain
They just print off a brand-new tag with another person's name
Your grandpa worked at Walmart in the sporting goods department
He passed away not making much more than the day he started
[Chorus]
Stocking shelves in retail hell, where the profits keep the score
Your grandpa worked at Walmart, that's why we don't go there no more