[Intro]
When I get 86'd here tonight, blame it on Waylon
When I wake up with bloodshot eyes, blame it on Waylon
[Verse 1]
Backwoods stuffer, burnin' up rubber
I'm a tattoo lover, I'm a Pabst Blue chugger
Big titty hugger, 5-0 ducker
Bucky in the cup, writin' dirty motherfucker
Misfit sinner, hate a bullshitter
Liquor for dinner, whiskey sipper
Big blunt ripper, lap dance tipper
Leave the VIP with a mouth full of glitter
[Chorus]
Just blame it on Waylon
Blame it on the whiskey
Blame it on the long line of brown eyes and bluе lives tryin' to get me
If you wondеr why I'm always stoned
Livin' like a country song
Raisin' all the hell that I'm raisin'
Just blame it on Waylon
[Verse 2]
Fire up the Caddy, let 'em rip the dip out
Crank that shit, I'm about to get lit now
Middle finger swingin', I'm about to get kicked out
These alligator boots are tryin' not to flip out
Flag floatin', gun totin', tuck it like a trucker
Left hand cigarette smokin' motherfucker
Screwball shootin', pint full of peanut butter
Blame it on Waylon, bitch, did I stutter?
Damn, hoss, why you talkin' all that shit?
[Chorus]
Just blame it on Waylon
Blame it on the whiskey
Blame it on the long line of brown eyes and blue lives tryin' to get me
If you wonder why I'm always stoned
Livin' like a country song
Raisin' all the hell that I'm raisin'
Just blame it on Waylon
[Bridge]
When I get 86'd here tonight, blame it on Waylon
When I wake up with bloodshot eyes, blame it on Waylon
[Chorus]
Just blame it on Waylon
Blame it on the whiskey
Blame it on the long line of brown eyes and blue lives tryin' to get me
If you wonder why I'm always stoned
Livin' like a country song
Raisin' all the hell that I'm raisin'
Just blame it on Waylon
[Outro]
Just blame it on Waylon
Just blame it on Waylon