[Intro]
Three, four
[Verse 1]
I am a professional membership-canceller
But I can't seem to call my own doctor
You've been dead for a month and I still haven't cancelled your phone
But I haven't had the balls to turn it back on
'Cause I don't really wanna talk to anyone who knows you better than I do
[Verse 2]
I am not a very good membership-canceller
Now I am surrounded by all your newspapers
And I can't read your handwriting on the sheet with all the passwords
And I don't wanna know what's in that box
No, I don't wanna know
[Chorus]
And Planet Fitness makes you cancel your membership in person even if you're dead
And I think that's bullshit for obvious reasons
But I also think it's kinda fitting
[Outro]
That you're not getting off that easy
You're not getting off that easy
Yeah, if you're really wanna leave me
Say it to my face