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Silly Stu - Mcdonalds In The Pentagon Lyrics

[Verse 1]
There’s a McDonalds in the Pentagon
I work at the McDonalds in the Pentagon
Yeah there’s not a bunch of spots for lunch
But it’s a killer gig back flippin’ up the Big Macs!

[Verse 2]
Serve ‘em in the Pentagon (Serve ‘em in the Pentagon!)
The other vendors came and went, they're gone (The other vendors came and went, they're gone!)
It did not go well for Taco Bell (Not well for Taco Bell!)
And there was all that stress at the old Panda Express

[Bridge]
So, stick with us and you’re set
Our cooking’s standard, straight from corporate
It’ll be like any other location
‘Cept no small talk ‘bout your occupation

[Verse 3]
Not allowed at the McDonalds in the Pentagon (McDonalds in the Pentagon!)
Reheating nuggets we put plenty on (Reheating nuggets we put plenty on)
And our faces flush through every rush
The beeps get so discordant, but your work is so important!

[Verse 4]
Working at the Pentagon (I am an employee at the Pentagon!)
Aren’t you happy you’re all working at the Pentagon?
All the Doordash drivers get confused
Cuz users blew through the clues
Didn’t peruse the reviews
Cuz like, you just dropped a check on McDonalds
Not checking which one that you spent it on?
Bitch you hit the Pentagon!

[Verse 5]
At the McDonald's in the Pentagon
There's quite a lot of rules cause it's the Pentagon
They'll often request random drug tests
So all my buddies stick to cigarettes and liquor
I don't like either, they make me wanna throw up
But since I would like a breather I buy packs of smokes and show up
I hate asking for spares and otherwise why am I there?
For air?
Ripe for firing just for slacking and admiring

[Bridge]
Humid afternoons
In Arlington, Virginia Junes
Hot pavement's stainless countertops
Wiped clean when the orders finally stop

Breaks over!

[Verse 6]
Across the way we got a chocolate shop
The Pentagon has a McDonald's and a chocolate shop
It was an allocation from the Bush administration
I don't care for those jerks but I sure care for the girl that works there
[Verse 7]
She's at the register
My heart's mcfluttering
But it never registers
And all the feds are muttering
But the meat thermometer
I only use it on hers
She's the only soul I would protect here from e. coli
Get another serving in, look in my eyes!
I really mean it when I say I hope you supersize
I fantasize fries expire into cyanide
I say they're fresh but I lied
Convincing them I'm on their side

[Verse 8]
If you've reached the epic peak of every patriot's ambition
Come to my place of employment for the inverse of nutrition
What we do to each McFlurry feels liberational
With special clearance to know if that machine is operational..

It's not!