[Verse 1]
When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew it was love (It was love)
True love
All the things that you said and did to your mom
Well I knew you were the only one
The only one for me
[Pre-Chorus]
Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight
[Chorus]
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
[Verse 2]
I'd love it if you'd spin your head for me
Or vomit a beautiful pea soup green
So beautifully
Across your stomach, it said, "Help me"
I gotta know, will you marry me, Captain Howdy?
[Pre-Chorus]
Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight
[Chorus]
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
[Guitar Solo]
[Pre-Chorus]
Go and call the priest
So he can exorcize me
Be my ghoul tonight (Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight)
[Chorus]
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
Regan, it was love at first fright
First fright
Love at first fright
First fright
[Outro]
When I saw you piss on the rug
My heart fluttered and I knew it was love
True love
And on your stomach, it said, "Help me"
I gotta know, will you marry me, Captain Howdy?