Car Wash Lyrics[Verse 1]
You're at the car wash
I'm planning dinner with your mom, we're at Target
You're perusing wikifeet.com in the background
Oh, with every family photograph in surround sound, in surround sound
Movie in your mind's eye
Watching over all the things you like, you're a smart guy
Yelling in the street to start a fight, but you get hit
You don't like the consequences of, the consequences of
[Chorus]
Car wash
Clean freak
Pissed jeans
Big week
[Verse 2]
You're at the GameStop
I already bought your mom a Switch and she loves it
Pokémon and kissing on the lips, aren't you jealous?
By the way, she put me in the will, I'm sending you the bill
[Chorus]
Car wash
Clean freak
Pissed jeans
Big week
Closed mind
Closed mouth
Big dog
Gone south
[Bridge]
But maybe I'm a loser too
Yeah, maybe I'm a loser too
'Cause if you were a color, you'd be blue
And if you were secure, you'd be a screw
And if I am a soup, then you're a stew
And if you were a color, you'd be blue
So maybe I'm a loser too
Yeah, maybe I'm a loser too
[Chorus]
Car wash
Clean freak
Pissed jeans
Big week
Closed mind
Closed mouth
Big dog
Gone south