[Intro: Prince Adam]
(He-Man!)
Hi there! I'm Adam, Prince of Eternia. This is my kitty, Mr. Cringerpants, the most cutest kitty in the universe. Fabulous secret powers revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and sang...
[Refrain: Prince Adam]
25 years, and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
And I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means
[Verse 1: Prince Adam]
And so, I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar
And so, I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
"What's going on?"
[Chorus: Prince Adam]
And I say
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said, "Hey, what's going on?"
And I say
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said, "Hey, a-what's going on?"
[Verse 2: Prince Adam, Beast-Man & Skeletor]
And he tries!
Oh, my God, do I try?
I try all the time
In this institution
And he prays!
Oh, my God, do I pray?
I pray every single day
Myah!
For revolution
[Chorus: Prince Adam, Sorceress& Man-at-Arms, All]
And I say
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I said, "Hey, what's going on?"
And I say
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey(Don't cry out loud)
Hey-ey-ey(Just keep it inside)
I said, "Hey!"
Learn how to hide your feelings
Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey
Hey-ey, yeah yeah yeah
I said, "Hey, a-what's going on?"
Yeah!
[Refrain: Prince Adam]
25 years, and my life is still
Trying to get up that great big hill of hope
For a destination
[Outro: Chef Alan]
Now is time for cake!