[Verse 1]
I wish that I could write another song
That feels like rain on my tongue
And as I am making this complaint
Melodies pour down on me like rain
And metaphors appear inside my head
Like I am literate
My phone is a Nokia 3010
You can tell by my attention span, it’s all a lie
[Chorus]
And it’s so lame
To make a song about this
I can’t blame
Anyone who’d rather live
Inside these things
‘Cause living is hard
And living well
Is a lost art
[Verse 2]
Now I wish that I could finally write my book
But two words in you pull on that hook
You installed inside my PFC
The strongest longing I have ever seen
And from the kids who’re crawling into holes to gather minеrals
To the ADHD monsters that are our littlе ones
I wish it was a lie
[Chorus]
And it’s so lame
To make a song about this
I can’t blame
Anyone who’d rather live
Inside these things
‘Cause living is hard
And living well
Is a lost art
[Outro]
And I wish that I could write just one more line
That feels like the first one in this song
But my mind already wondering off
To the attention that gets my ego off