[Intro]
This better be good y'all
This better be good, check it
(Inhales, exhales)
[Verse 1]
The warden threw a party and he spent some bucks
Didn't invite Kucani, cause he totally sucks
Kucani started rapping and it all went south
Know your role, Jabroni and shut your mouth
[Hook]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
El Patron's got a menstrual clock
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
[Verse 2]
Little Fruity Pebble From Mitrovica
Tas will take his boot and shove it up his a**
Bet you're all happy, that you're listenin' to me
And not some goofy Azet wannabe
[Hook]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Ain't no balls down in Auron's jock
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
[Verse 3]
Lil' Ronnie Kucani went to the doc
Tas hit him in the back and the pain won't stop
Doc said "Auron, you know i'm a fan, but please stop begging for the rectal exam"
[Hook]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
El Patron closes up as smock
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
[Verse 4]
Tas heard that Auron writing with Selin
He wanted her to send nudes on IG
Auron was havin' the time of life
I guess he didn't tell her that he's got a girlfriend
[Hook]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Divorce lawyers down up the block
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
[Verse 5]
January 23rd, 2009
The doctors shouted: "send that baby back to heaven"
Sorry Mama Kucani, just check these charts
Baby Little Ronnie's got dem lady parts
[Hook]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Lil' Ronnie's got dem lady parts
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
[Verse 6]
Doesn't even matter, how hard you try
Never in your life will you ever taste pies
I know you love Chewbacca & Frodo too
But you're a walkin' virgin and you're 42
[Hook]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
You dressed up like Kirk & Spock
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
[Verse 7]
Tas gettin' some lines and a dozen roses
She's going to meet my Holy Moses
Gettin' with Tas is the bomb
And you don't believe me, ask El Patron's mom
[Hook]
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Auron's mom can barely walk
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
[Outro]
Auron's mom can barely walk
But we're dancin', cause Traunstein Rocks
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