Headlice
Headlice,
They're not very nice,
Every kid in primary school has got 'um,
If you're really unlucky, you'll get 'um on your bottom,
Just ask Katie Price,
She's had it twice.
C'mon everybody!
Li-li-li-li-li,
Headlice, headlice,
Li-li-li-li-li,
Headlice!