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Aquarius!
Theres travel in your future when your tounge freezes
To the backof a speeding bus,
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing
Whack-a-mole 17hours a day.
Picies!
Try to aviod any virgos or leos with the ebola viruis
You are the true lord of the dance,
No matter what those idiots at work say
Aires!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find
That 40pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf,
And give a hickey to maryil streep.
Taurus!
You will never find true happiness,
What you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict that tomorrow you'll wake up, do a
Bunch ofstuff, and then go back to sleep.
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Gemini!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again, by your
Explosiveflatulance,
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancie
Throws ajavilin through your chest.
Cancer!
The position of jupiter says that you should spend the
Rest ofthe week face down in the mud,
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose
While takingyour driving test.
Leo!
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and tape
It to yourbosses face, oh no,
Eat a bucket of tuna flavored pudding and wash it down
With agallon of strawberry quick
Virgo!
All virgos are extremely friendly and intelligence,
Except foryou!
Expect a big suprise today, when you wind up with your
Headimpaled upon a stick.
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Now you may find it inconciveable or at the very least
A bitunlikely,
That the relitive position of the planets and the
Stars couldhave
Could a special deep significance or meaning that
Exclusivelyapplies to only you,
But let me give you my assurance that these forcasts
Andpredictions,
Are all based on on solid scientific documented
Evidence,
So you would have to be some kind of moron,
Not to realize that every single one of them is
Absoultely true,where was i?
Libra!
A big promotion is just around the corner,
For someone much more talented than you!
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when
Yourappendix bursts next week.
Scorpio!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall
Screaming from anopen window,
Work a little bit harder on improving you low self
Esteem, youstupid freak.
Sagitatirius!
All your friends are laughing behind your back, kill
Them....
Take down all the naked pictuires of ernest borgiene
You've gothanging in your den.
Capricorn!
The stars say you're a exciting and wonderful person,
But youknow they're lying,
If i were you i'd lock my doors and windows and never,
Never,never, never, never, leave my house again
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today
Thats your horoscope for today, for today-ay-ay-ay
Thats your horoscope for today