[Verse 1]
You've gotta be fucking kidding me!
This is a fucking joke...right?
This is a fucking joke...right?
You've gotta be fucking kidding me!
[Refrain]
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[Verse 2]
This is a fucking joke...right?
"Now, raise your right hand"
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"Now, place your left hand here"
"I object"
"I object"
"You did what?!"
[Chorus]
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"Now, raise your right hand"
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"Now, place your left hand here"
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"Now, raise your right hand"
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"Now, place your left hand here"
"Raise your right hand."
"Now, put your left hand here"
"I object"
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[Verse 3]
"Has the jury reached a verdict?"
"Yes, we have your honor"
"Please hand the veridct to the clerk"
"I object"
"I object"
"You did what?!"
[Chorus]
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"Now, raise your right hand"
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"Now, place your left hand here"
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"Now, raise your right hand"
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"Now, place your left hand here"
"Raise your right hand."
"Now, put your left hand here"
"I object"
"I object"
"You did what?!"
[Verse 4, Al Jourgensen, Sammy D'Ambruoso]
You know, Sammy?
I'm j-j-just sick and tired of all these-ese pussy ass bands
Doin' absolute shite!
Crap!
Feces!
That they're calling music
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Well dude, what about Iron Maiden, they're pretty cool?
They're fucking unlistenable!
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Well, what do you think about Megadeth?
They fuckin-ing suck!
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Dude, did you hear the new Lamb Of God?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-oh boy!
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Wow, you are a hater, well, here's a band everyone loves to hate, what do you think about Nickelback?
Nickelback?! Nickelback?!
I wouldn't give you a penny back!
Fuck you!
They suck!
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Well Al, I know one that you're definitely gonna love, how 'bout Ministry?
M-Ministry?!
I hate fu-ucking industrial bands!
Feces!
Absolute shit!
Good!
Fucking!
Riddance!
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Alright Al, clearly you're not in the mood for metal, so let's switch it up a bit? What about The Cure?
Wow!
Who the fuck are they?!
How 'bout Morrisey? I'm sure you'll like him
Morrisey?! M-Mor-Morrisey?!
You're fucking kiddin' me!
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Dude, any love for Devo?
Devo?!
They fucking rule!