STALLONE
If you're lookin' to get the job done
Be it murder or rescuing ladies
You cannot do better than old guys
Who were popular back in the '80s
Yes, old, or prematurely bald
The fearless fighting force that's called:
TEAM
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
LUNDGREN
Our careers were basically over
Every one of us starring in shit
Then one man came along with a vision
And voila, just like that, it's a hit
So no more straight to DVD
'Cause I got you...
STALLONE
...And you got me!
TEAM
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
PG-13 is for pussies!
PG-13 is for pussies!
SCHWARZENEGGER
The entire world turned against me
(Against you)
'Cause I went and had sex with the maid
(He fucked the maid)
I'm in desperate need of redemption
(Redemption)
So let me help with your latest crusade
(You're one of us)
I'll re-establish who I am when
We take down Jean Claude Van Damme
TEAM
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah
Ah, Ah, Gnayanyayah, Ah
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!
STALLONE (Under)
No one cares if there isn't a story
Just as long as the violence is gory
TEAM
PG-13 is for pussies!
The Expendables!
The Expendables!