[Rocky]
Sometimes we are haunted
By the choices that we make
And it’s rare to ever get the chance
To undo an old mistake
Even 35 years later
I can feel the bitter sting
I could make my life much better
By going back and addressing something…
Yo
I’m deleting the robot
Time to work out all the kinks
While some people are attached to it
I’ve decided that it stinks
And as far as I’m concernеd that thing can rot
I’m deleting the robot!
[The Robot]
Don’t dеlete me, Rocky
Don’t delete my memory
Happy Birthday, Paulie
Don’t delete the robot
[Rocky]
It’s time to make this
Automated Creepo disappear
Sorry, Paulie
You don’t get no birthday gift this year
I’m deleting the robot
It was never meant to be
So it’s too bad if you like that thing
Cuz it’s embarrassing to me
I’m deleting the robot
And without it I’m still strong
At the time it made good comedy
But today it rubs me wrong
And it's not like it's important to the plot
I’m deleting the robot… robot… robot…
[Apollo]
Leave the robot
Don’t you touch that sexy android host
You can cut James Brown, but keep the maid
For two or three scenes at the most!
[Rocky]
I’m deleting the robot
So it’s time to let it go
This ain't as bad as Greedo shooting first
Or Vader saying "No!"
[Rocky, Apollo, and (The Robot)]
I’m deleting the robot
Don't delete the damn robot
‘Cuz it’s not too late to change
That sexy android host
Let’s be honest that the robot slave (Don't delete me, Rocky! Don't delete my memory!)
You can cut James Brown, but keep the maid
Has always been a little strange. (Happy Birthday, Paulie! Don't delete my memory!)
For two or three scenes at the most!
[Rocky]
Say good-bye to Paulie’s kinky mecha slut
This is my director’s cut
If you don’t like it kiss my butt
I’m deleting the robot!
[Apollo]
Don’t delete the damn robot!
[Rocky, Apollo, and (The Robot)]
I’m deleting the robot!
(I’m deleting the robot!)
Don't delete the damn robot!