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Alexander Munoz - Cash Grab Auto Sales Skit Lyrics

CASH GRAB Auto Sales (skit) LyricsWe’re CASH GRAB Auto Sales
Come on down, we aren’t criminals
We got deals on wheels on automobiles!
100% not stolen!
(“What the hell?”)
100% NOT STOLEN!
And 100% probably works!
Introducing the Satan Mobile
All the music plays backwards!
[Reversed Lincoln Continental plays in the background]
It’s speaking in tongues!!!
We’re chopping prices in half
We know KARATE!
Free bottle of St Germain with every purchase
Drink it while you’re driving your new car!
Drink it!
No, seriously-
[Gun cocks]
We won’t let you leave until you
DRINK IT!!!
[St Germain starts playing in the background]
Elderflower liqueur is what REAL MEN DRINK!
Hold on, we’re not done yet
And I’m not finished-
I got crazy stamina, probably bеcause I’m
Addicted to adderall!
No licеnse?
No insurance?
No bitches? 🥺
WE DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!!
Good credit, bad credit
I don’t even know what credit is!
So come on down
We close in seven minutes
OR when the cops show up
Whichever happens first!
[Sirens wail]