Alexander’s Voicemail (skit) Lyrics[Phone beeps]
“Yo, Eli, It’s Alexander…
Cheers
Uh…fuckin’—-
Alex accidentally left his [REDACTED] in my truck
I’ll be asleep for most of the day
I’m not gonna lie…
I wake up around like
4:30-5:00ish?
But if you wanna come in and talk earlier
Just knock on my door and I’ll tell my girl to open that shit
And give it to him
Just let me know, and I’ll text you my address
And if not, tell…fuckin’—-
I’ll just give you a call
Just let this fucker know…
Alright, peace.”
[Phone beeps]