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Alfred Pennyworth - Kill If You Need To Lyrics

Bruce: Please
Alfred help me
I need to kill you

Alfred: Wait until I say you can
Just take a seat
I'll be right with you

Kill if you have to!
Slay if you need to!
Don't hold it back, just be sure that it is what you want to!
I will not stop you!
Murder your troubles away but please make sure that you do it within this hour!

Razh: Interesting fact. The average boy urges to murder at the age of seventeen. Today, Bruce Wayne of Gotham City, USA, clocked in at fifteen. Way to go, Bruce!

Alfred: You made that up!

I think I have immunity
Perhaps from from my impunity
I got it at a war in Spain!

For ultimate your satisfaction
Try murderous reaction
Take a deep breath, if it helps you can squint at the sun!
Or look at Peppa
Don't see! I know!
Use a feather!
Don't be afraid, set it free
Let it go!
Go!
Go!
Go go go go!
Razh: Interesting fact. The photic slay reflex, or killing when exposed to bright light, is a rare trait found in 0.3% of the population. Including Bruce

Alfred: Stop making things up!

Bruce: (Starts moving knife toward Alfred) Ah ah ah ah, ah ah ah. Ah ah ah, ah ah ah ah. Ah ah ah ah ah ah...

Alfred: SPAIN!!!!

(Bruce is confused, so stops.)

Bruce: What?

Razh: Guter Versuch. Which interestingly means "Good Try" in German

Bruce: Huh?

Alfred: Kill if you have to!
Slay if you need to!
Don't be afraid if you if you accidentally murder your neighbor!
If it's a favour!
Kill them with coffee and something that's very sharp
Knife in the victim!
It's very addicting!
Do what you need, what you have to do you can kill me!

Bruce: You're insane. I want to kill someone who's afraid to die
(Bruce walks away)

Alfred: Phew