Bruce: So, who am I fighting?
Alfred: Who are you fighting? I'll tell you who you're fighting!
The first Gotham villain that I task you to defeat: An insane Valeska topped with green hair. The second Gotham villain that I task you to defeat: 2 Sewer Croccies...
Bruce: What's a croccie?
Alfred: It's a croc-like human, who's insane
Bruce: Oh!
Bruce and Alfred: And an insane Valeska topped with green hair
Alfred: The third Gotham villain that I task you to defeat: Three fighting talons...
Bruce: What's a Talon?
Alfred: A member of the court f owls who likes to kill, and is insane
Bruce: Oh
Bruce and Alfred: 2 Sewer Croccies, and an insane Valeska topped with green hair
Alfred: The fourth Gotham villain that I task you to defeat: Four living deadies...
Bruce: Now, what's a deadie?
Alfred: Someone who's come back to life, and is insane
Bruce: I see
Bruce and Alfred: Three fighting talons, 2 Sewer Croccies, and an insane Valeska topped with green hair
Alfred: The fifth Gotham villain that I task you to defeat: Five monster men!
Bruce: What's a monster man?
Alfred: It's pretty much just a monster. But insane!
Bruce: Oh
Bruce and Alfred: Four living deadies, three fighting talons, 2 Sewer Croccies, and an insane Valeska topped with green hair
Alfred: The sixth Gotham villain who I task you to defeat: Six Ra'sy Leaguers...
Bruce: Let me guess, something in the insane family?
Alfred: Actually, it's an extreme vigilante who believes in the greater good
Bruce: Ooooh
Bruce and Alfred: Five monster men! Four living deadies, three fighting talons, 2 Sewer Croccies, and an insane Valeska topped with green hair!
Bruce: Wow, Alfred, I'm getting kinda tired, I think that's about...
Alfred: The seventh Gotham villain who I task you to defeat: Seven batty hatters...
Bruce: I don't like hats!
Alfred: With that hair, you'll need one, son
Bruce: Oh, is that right!
Alfred: Uh-huh
Bruce and Alfred: Six Ra'sy Leaguers, five monster men! Four living deadies, three fighting talons, 2 Sewer Croccies, and an insane Valeska topped with green hair!
Bruce: Oh, I'm gonna faint! I couldn't fight another vi...
Alfred: The eighth Gotham villain that I task you to defeat: Eight stupid gangsters...
Bruce: Gangsters? Gangsters?! Gangsters?!? I'm feeling rather sleepy. There's no place like home...
Bruce and Alfred: Seven batty hatters, six Ra'sy Leaguers, five monster men! Four living deadies, three fighting talons, 2 Sewer Croccies, and an insane Valeska topped with ggggggrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnn hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrr!!!!!!!