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Alla Xul Elu - Axemas Lyrics

[Chorus]
Red suit, black boots, white gloves
We're killing everything in sight tonight, it's AXEmas
Fuck your egg nog, yule log, and two turtle doves
We're taking everything in sight tonight, it's AXEmas
Have a holly jolly AXEmas
Have a holly jolly AXEmas

[Verse 1: Lee Carver]
Dear Christopher Kringle, (Yes?) I'll be simple and blunt
This year's fucking sucked so much so I'ma do what I want
See, any time that I'm good, realize it's for the benefits
You never brought me Splatterhouse 3 for the Sega Genesis
They kicked mе out the mall, told me stay out of the prеmises
Put me on the naughty list no evidence, and ever since
Every AXEmas I hope that you die
I want a sniper rifle so I can shoot you out of the sky
I wanna smoke Christmas trees and cave in heads
Throw a brick at a bitch like her face was Duncan’s Toy Chest
You should avoid this, no fly zone
And if you ain't a Xuligan, take your bitch ass home
Killed so many carolers crooning it's truly pitiful
I dump 'em in the storm drain and say this shit is full
Body bags are hung by the chimney with care
Suck my roasted chestnuts, ho, AXEmas is here
[Chorus]
Red suit, black boots, white gloves
We're killing everything in sight tonight, it's AXEmas
Fuck your egg nog, yule log, and two turtle doves
We're taking everything in sight tonight, it's AXEmas
Have a holly jolly AXEmas
Have a holly jolly AXEmas

[Verse 2: Billy Obey]
Yo I bust in the door like what up (It's me, Santa)
My fat ass wasn't fitting through the chimney (Damn, bro)
I'm here to kill your family, guy, Seth MacFarlane in your apartment
And when you're dead you'd look best in garland (Ho ho ho)
Scrooge with a shotty, probably the Grinch type (Come here)
Aim to get you in my sights, give you the end of your life
My brain screws been loose, and ever since like '95
I've been out my fuckin' mind and you'll find
I'm killing everything in sight, it's a night to dismember
And the holidays I won’t likely remember
When the Christmas trees light they get me lifted for real
So I'm high this time of year, electricity bill
I fuckin' hate Santa, since a young adolescent
Everybody wanna rap but don't nobody have a message
So, what do you want for AXEmas? I'm done asking questions
Peel your skull back, I'm unwrapping presents, wearing a
[Chorus]
Red suit, black boots, white gloves
We're killing everything in sight tonight, it's AXEmas
Fuck your egg nog, yule log, and two turtle doves
We're taking everything in sight tonight, it's AXEmas
Have a holly jolly AXEmas
Have a holly jolly AXEmas

[Verse 3: Joe Black]
B&E's on Christmas Eve 'cause I need cash
They won't catch me, Joe Pesci in a ski mask
Fat bandit snatching presents and I double back
Fucking Santa's sack got eight heads in a duffel bag
Fired from the mall, but I'll still make an appearance
To turn Christmas shoppers into Christmas spirits
Bag full of coal is for you bastards no escaping now
Jolly laughter from the rafters laying it down
My heart's frozen bearing no good will
Running over snowmen in a stolen bookmobile
If God exists, He's on my naughty list
I'm offing everybody, Christmas Apocalypse
And fuck a chimney 'cause I'm kickin' in your door
Don't come with no gifts, bitch, I'm leaving with yours
(Gimme that) Nothing nice, no sugar or spice
You get robbed on Christmas night and what a wonderful life