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Alla Xul Elu - Xulmart Lyrics

[Verse 1: Joe Black]
Xulmart, the price is always right
Bill never sleeps, so we open all night
Y'all hear that thunder? Nah, that's Lee skippin'
To send an axe in your back, free shippin'
We only sell merch [?]
Every shirt's the wrong size, plus curse
Everything goes, selling all that shit, fuck it
You can buy a load of of my dick and suck it

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(You can expect excellent customer service)
(That's one hundred percent satisfaction)
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(Death with evеry purchase)
(Uh, I put a bomb in your package)

[Verse 2: Billy Obey]
I would nevеr lie to a Xuligan, to tell the truth
All the hoodies that we carry are bullet proof
And flame-resistant, buy a BIC lighter, set it on fire, and try it
(Ah!) That's a fuckin' nice one, isn't it?
[?] slash throats, might slash prices
Plus, we carry big boy fat sizes
So, get your order in, thank you for orderin'
Hats that are made in an over-seas orphanage
(Oh shit) At least I hope so
[Chorus: Billy Obey]
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(You can expect excellent customer service)
(That's one hundred percent satisfaction)
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(Death with every purchase)
(Uh, I put a bomb in your package)

[Verse 3: Whipstick]
Shop smart, shop Xulmart
Slam your fists on top of the keyboard while pullin' your cart
Tryin' to throw [?] on your house [?]
And tryin' to cease the return on your taxes, the federal part
Shipping death, it's a plague in a box
Fun Time Gang stocks, don't complain about the cost
Unless you wanna write a letter, shove it up your fuckin' ass
With it marked "return to sender" 'cause nobody fuckin' asked (Bitch)

[Chorus: Billy Obey]
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(You can expect excellent customer service)
(That's one hundred percent satisfaction)
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(Death with every purchase)
(Uh, I put a bomb in your package)
[Verse 4: Mr 8 Legz]
FunTimeGang.com if you want our back catalogue
Anything newer than that? Don't know what to tell you, dog
Got the URL, can't remember what it's called
Legz, stop being a prick and just do your fuckin' job! (Oh yeah)
Xulmart where you check out with a full cart packed with cool art
Done by a genius, too sweet? More like too smart (Bitch)
Called merchandise because you can literally get merch and die
Complete your purchase, guy
Before I victimize another woman, Lee, avert your eyes
(Get the fuck over here!)

[Chorus: Billy Obey, Mr 8 Legz]
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(What your parents got?)
(PayPal, Venmo, Bitcoin, or CashApp?)
You can buy the coolest merch in the world at Xulmart.com
(Don't even ask, [?] game)
(Let 'em figure it out later, dog, fuck that)