[Verse 1: Shooter Jennings]
Darling, you say you know me like you know the back of my hand
But there's something that you don't know, that you do gotta understand
You see, I've been living sort of a double life
I've been treating you like I treat my wife
[Chorus: Folk Uke]
I miss my boyfriend
Will you hit me?
Give me the beating of my life
Take off your belt now
Leave me a welt now
Treat me just like I was your wife
[Verse 2: Shooter Jennings]
You see I was draggin' her around by her neck with a bra on
Turns out, that was against some kinda law
I was hog-tied, tried, and threw away
But don't worry baby, I wasn't afraid
[Chorus: Folk Uke]
I miss my boyfriend
Will you hit me?
Give me the beating of my life
Take off your belt now
Leave me a welt now
Treat me just like I was your wife
[Verse 3: Shooter Jennings]
Bitch, I know you love me and I know you miss me and how
But you gotta understand, I am someone's bitch now
Good behavior, I'll be out in three
Signed with love, from the penitentiary
[Chorus: Folk Uke]
I miss my boyfriend
Will you hit me?
Give me the beating of my life
Take off your belt now
Leave me a welt now
Treat me just like I was your wife
Treat me just like I was your wife
[Outro: Shooter Jennings]
Don't beat yourself up about it
That's my job