[Verse 1: Folk Uke]
If all the world's a stage on your mic stand
If all the world's a stage on your mic stand
Let me be your mic stand
[Verse 2: Folk Uke]
Sing to me on your mic stand
Don't forget your hands on your mic stand (Don't forget!)
Let me be your mic stand
[Instrumental]
(Alright, you'll do)
[Verse 3: Folk Uke]
I'll be your biggest fan on your mic stand
And you can be my man on your mic stand
Let me be your mic stand
[Verse 1: Folk Uke]
If all the world's a stage on your mic stand
If all the world's a stage on your mic stand
Let me be your mic stand
[Outro: Willie Nelson]
All right then
Just gonna have to adjust you
A little further
I need to adjust you a little further south
Further down
That's where I like it
You head in my mouth
Further down
There you go, yeah
Yeah, that's where I like to put my mouth, right there