[LYDIA] (sung)
CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
MOM HAS MADE DAD DISAPPEAR
AND FOUND SOMEONE
THAT SHE THINKS CAN REPLACE HIM
[CHRISTOPHER] (spoken)
What? What do you mean?
[LYDIA] (sung)
AND LIKE IT OR NOT WE'RE GONNA SHARE THE HOUSE
WITH A CREEPY OLD LADY IN A HIDEOUS BLOUSE
WHO'S GONNA MOVE IN
AND SLOWLY SHE'LL ERASE HIM
WELL, THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN
THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF CRAP AND
NO ONE ASKED,
IF I WOULD GO ALONG
ALL AT ONCE, THE ADULTS HAVE SPOKEN
NOW I'M A KID, IN A HOME THAT'S BROKEN
'CAUSE THEY CAN'T FIX,
ALL THAT THEY DID WRONG
SO THIS IS MY LIFE
ISN'T THIS JUST GREAT?
ISN'T THIS JUST SWELL?
WHAT THE HELL
[NATALIE] (spoken)
Lydia! You're not supposed to say that word! It's a grown-up word!
[LYDIA]
Yeah? Well, the grown ups aren't supposed to act like children. So the way I see it, all bets are off!
[CHRISTOPHER] (sung)
MAYBE IT'S ME, MAYBE I'M TO BLAME
IF I HADN'T HAD A PARTY, IF MY GRADES WEREN'T LAME
IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME
WOULD THEY STILL BE TOGETHER?
[NATALIE]
WHAT IF IT'S ME WHO MADE THIS MESS?
I SHOULD HAVE SMILED A LOT MORE, AND CRIED A LITLE LESS
AM I THE REASON WHY
THEY SPLIT FOREVER?
[LYDIA]
NO! IT'S ALL THEM!
THEY'RE THE ISSUE!
HER AND HIM!
AND DON'T IT PISS YOU OFF?
I THINK, WE SHOULD ALL REBEL
IF THIS IS OUR LIFE DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU
WANNA SCREAM AND YELL?
WHAT THE HELL
[CHRISTOPHER, & NATALIE]
THIS WHOLE THING SUCKS MORE THAN A LITTLE
[LYDIA] (spoken)
Yeah!
[CHRISTOPHER, & NATALIE] (sung)
THE WAY THEY PUT US IN THE MIDDLE
[LYDIA]
OH, WHAT THE HELL!
[CHRISTOPHER, & NATALIE]
WHY CAN'T PARENTS BE MORE PARENTAL?
[LYDIA] (spoken)
Right?
[CHRISTOPHER, & NATALIE] (sung)
INSTEAD OF TOTALLY MENTAL
[LYDIA]
OH, WHAT THE HELL
[LYDIA, CHRISTOPHER, & NATALIE]
WHAT THE HELL
WHAT THE HELL
WHAT THE HELL–
[LYDIA] (spoken)
What the hell?
[CHRISTOPHER]
What? What is it?
[LYDIA] (sung)
SEE WHAT'S DIFFERENT HERE ON THE WALL?
ALL THE PICTURES WITH DAD
[CHRISTOPHER] (spoken)
She replaced them all.
[NATALIE] (sung)
IT'S JUST US AND HER
NOT FIVE BUT FOUR
DOES THAT MEAN,
WE'RE NOT A FAMILY ANYMORE?
[LYDIA]
THIS WAS NOT SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN
THIS IS JUST A BUNCH OF CRAP AND
I DON'T THINK
THAT THIS IS FAIR AT ALL
THERE'S NO WAY MOM
IS SEEING THIS THROUGH
AND LETTING SOME WOMAN
WHO SMELLS LIKE GLUE
COME IN HERE
AND TELL US WHAT TO DO
SHE KNOWS IT WON'T END WELL
[MIRANDA] (spoken)
Kids, I want you to meet your new nanny!
[LYDIA, CHRISTOPHER, & NATALIE] (sung)
WHAT THE HELL