[Verse 1]
Though she never went to school
And she's kind and never cruel
Do not take Alice for a fool
Alice Blague, she is no fool
[Verse 2]
Alice Blague, she likes a drink
She does care not what you think
Her head may end up down the sink
But Alice cares not what you think
[Verse 3]
Alice Blague, she feels no shame
And, forsooth, is she to blame?
If we were her, we'd do the same
Alice Blague, she feels no shame
[Verse 4]
Alice Blague is on the make
Mayhap even on the take
Could it be for her family's sake?
Seriously, give her a break
[Verse 5]
Since Blague left Alice in the lurch
For solutions she does search
'Tis true she's now bedded half the Church
But Blague left Alice in the lurch
[Verse 6]
Alice Blague, she is a wife
'Tis one way to live a life
Oft with misfortune and with strife
'Specially if you be Blague's wife
[Verse 7]
Alice Blague has suffered woe
Life has brought her very low
Mayhap there be some solution though
Read the stars and we shall know