[Intro: Skullkruncher13 & Andrea Storm Kaden]
I know honest work is hard, I do mine idly
For, in my heart, I am no idol of society
Don't ya wish more crimes were normalized
No batting eyes to see?
Oh, how I'd love to lead a life more pirate-y
[Verse 1: Skullkruncher13]
Where there be beefing factions, who's acting first
'Cause our fleet confers, with a lack of words
Long as we got cash, we'll forget we're cursed
So if your purse is leaky, call my bag secured (Cha-ching)
Sea legs stand firm, on this turf of ours (Argh)
The streets of Rustport are for the sharks
I'm in a cutthroat crew, and I've earned my scars
Upon thе learning curve, like a charactеr with arc (Let's go!)
Up out the grave reborn, call it my journey's start
Don't have a life no more, so I'll make Merlin's hard (Hahahaha)
We never rest ashore 'til there's an X to mark
Plenty of wealth to horde, with which we'll never part
Oh, Captain, thank ye for the generous raise
Yes, I meant from the grave, but also what of my wages? (Please)
We have mastered the sea, formin' more than waves
And our war don't end, even when you're away
AFK, pick your support and tank
Healer and DPS, better make sure they slay (Yah!)
You don't know port from starboard? You'll be shortly sank
After we make you sore with a few swordly spanks (Ow!)
Careful, a storm's brewing, treachery is afoot
Already know what I'm doin', I let the mutiny cook (Yummy!)
Lightbearers, are you scared? You should fear us all (Ah!)
Because we're your nightmare, what you need's a miracle
[Verse 2: Andrea Storm Kaden]
What's crackin'? Promise I'm not gonna bite
Unless you try to get past me and my Water Wights
I'll never get backstabbed again, and that's on god
Anytime, any place, you better be on guard
I put jaws to the floor if fools cross my sword
But when Hodgkin's not watchin', I'm up to more
'Cause orphans know no one else is going to save you
Hey, Captain, that guy was about to betray you
[Verse 3: FabvL & Andrea Storm Kaden]
Hold up, wait, did y'all finally reach a verdict?
I know you think I (Boing)
When I took a look at Merlin (Har-har-har)
But I'll always rock the crew, screw the Dead Tide Fleet (Yeah)
I don't wanna walk the plank, it make the tide red (Wee!)
Oh my god, there they go, left me right in the ocean
Where's my boy, Viperian? I need one hell of a potion
Thought if I could infiltrate them, opportunity'd open
Then I'd finally see Captain Hodgkin chokin'
That's okay, I guess I'll hitch a ride to the dark forest
Hey Sinbad, have you heard the news? I'm important
Been recorded from port to port, rapport with hordes of lords
And now I'm linking with Carmine, so climb aboard
What's that, you don't like me?
Put down your rum and sword, and come fight me!
Let's have a tavern brawl, think you're mighty?
I get more pirate-y when I'm hyphy, ah
Ha-ha-har, now I'm crackin' the whip
Go tell your girl, Sonja, I'll be back in a jiff
But now it's time to set sail, and I'm a-okay
Cause dead men tell no tales when they're AFK
[Verse 4: Daddyphatsnaps]
AFK, I'ma need a page essay (What?)
Write the reasons why you shouldn't walk the pla-N-K
They say headcase, but I just gotta slay dead weight (Yeah)
And when they said they had hands, they didn't say AKs (Argh)
Line the hull with doubters (Woah), let me show them power (Woah)
All the rows of cowards get they souls devoured (Ooh)
Then it's off the boat, I let 'em float with flounders (Shh)
Then I bring 'em all back so they can fold my trousers
Better fortify your britches, they all mortified to witness (Mm)
You can end up with the fishes if you glorify the riches (Mm)
Unless you join me (Ah), then the storyline is shifted
We be on the high seas and the touring guide is vicious, me
So go ahead and get the bedside seat (Argh)
You gotta be so dull to try to bread-knife me
If you backstab, I'ma make your neckline leak
And now you're just another member of the Dead Tide Fleet