[Intro: Announcer]
Ladies and gentlemen, humans and omnics alike
Gather 'round for a battle of the ages
The frosty fiend, and the flaming freakshow
A song of ice and fire, but who will take the throne?
[Verse 1: Mei]
I woke from cryo, all iced-out like White Gold
Do you find it surprisin' that my rhymes are ice-cold?
Time freeze, nice pose
Zero degrees, you'll die slow
For a psycho, you're not so bright, I'll snuff out this Pyro
Nope, he's not a gifted linguist
His fire's been extinguished
I'll turn him hypothermic
It's a blizzard he's in the ring with
I'm the worst elemental menace
A weathered and level-headed chemist
You're a guy with a fire fetish
Could be female, take your guesses
[Verse 2: Pyro]
Caring and giving make my life worth living
Rainbows in the sky, watch the colors turn
The sun is getting brighter and I can feel it
Burn! Your blood will bubble
There'll be nothing left but guts and rubble
Ah, welcome to hell
I'll cook you 'til you're well done or melt
I came to fire this ice queen, I'll vaporize her just like steam
Here's a fire warning that I'd obey
Just go back to cryo, Mei
[Verse 3: Mei]
Want some ice for this spankin'?
You're only good for flankin'
But I block you with my walls, some might even say I'm tankin'
Think of all this time you're wastin' makes me so unlikable
When I'm in your face, slowin' down your pace
And I'll snipe you with this icicle
Headshot, that was critical
Then I make myself invincible
So don't come closer, hell froze over
Better pull out your winter coat
Why the mask? I won't ask
Underneath, it must be a mess
End of the verse, kill confirmed
Pull some cold on those burns
[Verse 4: Pyro & Mei]
Feel the love and laughter growing, colorful balloons a-floating
Join me, friend, for fun and games
Dreams of hope and beauty form, lollipops and unicorns
Walk with me into my world of
Flames!I'm turning up the heat
Anywhere upward of thirty-two degrees
No cryo-freeze, you'll cry all night
Why did you bring ice to a firefight?
Don't try to snipe me, bad move
I'll airblast it back at you
Stop drop and roll,but you're still in danger
Build an igloo, it will be safer
Got myself covered head to toe
Thought I ought to let you know
Somebody hired me for pest control to exterminate pesky eskimos
It's time for Mei to hibernate until I melt this ice away
Still got beef? I would leave it
Or you'll wind up just like your team did
I'll fry you up and put you on rice
Tie up your skates, I'll put you on ice
Let's see how long you keep in the freezer
You won't bring me down with a fever
Thinks she'll walk away unscathed, Mei, is that absurd
'Cause all she'll take away today is painful afterburn
[Chorus: Pyro, Mei, Pyro & Mei]
I'll give you a headache, I can haunt your dreams
Flaunt your every mistake, how I love your screams
It's true, I'm a brutal nuisance
Cold-hearted, cruel, and ruthless
Spreading like a cancer, worse than a disease
Stirring up your anger, murder all I see
Don't you try to hide or run from me
You know misery loves company