[Verse 1]
Sat around the bloke's house
He liked me 'cause I made some informed comment
About the early history of his fucking country
Big mirror, lumps of drugs
His own private lift, shit pieces of art
Matter of fact statements
About how he's picking his kids up in two hours
Twat, as if!
[Chorus]
You're brave
You're brave
You're brave
[Verse 2]
Yeah, ain't we all?
Chain smoke your fags, I ain't listening to ya, mate
I ain't listening to fuck all, I just wanked in your toilet
Polish that, you connoisseur, I'm a connoisseur
I've conned you, sir, nicked your biscuits
Laughed with your mates, wanked in the toilet
You fucking tit rifle, yawn
Turn this wannabe inner city Yank shit off
You're in the presence of toiletry
From under the rim drips the bleach sting
Woo!
Horrible strands of brown waste, bland lace nut top
[Chorus]
You're brave
You're brave
You're brave
[Verse 3]
I'm getting weird looks from his girlfriend
What did she expect? The parlour's alright
It's a nice city, but I'm tired, I'm wrecked, bored
I've lived ten thousand lives more than these kids in Wonderland
When it turns black, then the realisation will change that party face
You've gotta change your friends who love you long time
Love, chicken mix, large, no salad, open times two
I want a place like this, how do I get it?
It's beautiful, it's fucking ridiculous, how'd ya spell that?
Chumbawamba weren't political, they were just crap
[Chorus]
You're brave
You're brave
You're brave
[Outro]
Oh, ain't we brave?
Oh, ain't we brave?
Oh, ain't we all just pissing in the flames?
You're just pissing in the flames
Oh, ain't we brave?