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Andrew Katz - Why Didnt I Lyrics

*Ri, shut the fuck up*

Hey, Garrett! Hey, how was the trip to Canada?
Dude, it was really fun
Nice, nice...
Yeah, it was sick dude. We fucking canoed and fished, and-
Right, cool, cool. Did it happen?
Did what?
You, a girl, a tent, seven days. Uh, do the math. Did it happen?
I knew you would give me shit!

It's not that simple!
Are you fucking singing right now?
You just sang that with me!
What? I have no idea what you're talking about. But you were saying something?
Yeah, I was saying-

Seven days in the woods with my girl, you could say I was pumped for sure. To take her out fishing-
And what, show her how to play with your rod?
No! No, man. You see
I wanna be a really nice man. I wanna take her and hold her hand. But the wine had me thinking-
And hiking had you horny?
No, dude, stop. You are not taking this seriously-
Hoooooooooorny!!

Alright, alright. Enough joking around. This is an actual problem for me. I tried to tell her...
Tell her what?
Well I don't wanna say but it's fucked up
Nah, it's simple, man. All you have to say, all you have to say is
Open up your eyes for me, I wanna see your dark and twisted fantasies
You're- You're my Canadian girl
Take my hand and come on over here, I got a cold [2/4 of coke and Okie beer?]
Girl, I wanna show you my American world

I don't think you understand-
No, I get it. You're a pussy
-that I don't have what it takes to be a man...
I had to pretend for oh so long but it's time that I come clean. I didn't try to make sweet, sweet love because I don't have what I need

Why didn't I?
Why didn't I try?
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Dear Anna, how do I begin?
It's been so long since our excursion north into Canada. I miss you
I know you're probably wondering why it didn't happen. You know, it
And I need to come clean. Nothing happened that trip because I didn't have anything to make it happen. You know, it
I guess what I'm trying to say is I don't have a penis. (Penis, penis, penis, penis.)
The only rod I have is the kind for fishing, you know? Like trout?
I hope you can understand that this is why. This is why I didn't try...
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Why didn't I try? (He didn't have a penis!)
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