[Verse 1]
I stepped outside my door
Worried about the lightnin’ today
Walked down to the barn and I stacked my arms full of hay as I do
In the evening time
[Verse 2]
Out there in the field I saw the four
Some were wild some were tame
The horses and the cows I came to feed
Color of aspartame, in the mane of a horse that was there
[Bridge]
So I dropped the feed
Barreling on
The cow did run to me
And then I tried to go
But it was too quick
And then I saw a flash
Of gold and white and it
[Verse 3]
I stood still and I stared with widened eyes
At the horse that was there
He had just come between the cow and I
With his aspartame hair
Palomino, all golden to me
(mmmm)