[Intro]
Yeah!
[Verse 1]
You're not a dementor, but you still suck at life
You're not Dumbledore, you don't have an afterlife
You're not a phoenix 'cause you can't cheat death
You're not Serious Black, 'cause you don't do meth
[Chorus]
Let me tell you what you are:
You're a wizard harry!
[Verse 2]
You're not a Boggard 'cause you only scare yourself
You can buy your own socks, so you're not a house elf
You're not a centaur 'cause don't have four legs
You're not a spider 'cause you don't lay eggs
[Chorus]
Let mе tell you what you are:
You're a wizard harry!
[Verse 3]
You'rе not a ghost 'cause you're not that transparent
You're not happy 'cause you don't have parents
[Interlude]
I don't have what?
These sick guitar skills
[Chorus]
Let me tell you what you are:
You're a wizard harry!
[Verse 4]
You can never be Hagrid 'cause you're super fake
You're a wizard harry! And it's already too late
[Outro]
What's a wizard?
Oh, you uncultured swine!
Oh, uh, I should probably not have said that