[Intro]
Oh, yeah
[Verse 1]
My name is Hagrid and this is my game
I'm gonna kick the one who shall not be named
I'm an animal handler, the fairest of fair
I drive a motorcycle powered by hair
I am father of Fluffy, a dragon's mom
When I was young I made a spider bomb
I'm cooler than a blizzard
I'm a hairy wizard
[Instrumental break]
[Interlude]
Shred some cheese, Harry!
[Verse 2]
In the forbidden forest, that's where I sing
Saw a gingerbread house, I just ate the whole thing
I wasn't hungry, but that's how it goes
Now someone's homeless, selling their toes
I'm a forest keeper, what goes in is mine
Devoured students, no bones no crime
I'm not a tiny lizard, I'm a hairy wizard
[Outro]
Not just a hairy gizzard, I'm a hairy wizard