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Alan Menken - I Found A Hobby Lyrics

[ORIN]
It started when a lad of ten
I told my friends
"I'll meet ya"
At Dr. Blood's revenge
Which was a gruesome horror feature
And when I saw the awesome torture chamber in that flick
I found I got a hard-on
While the other kids got sick

I found a hobby
I found a hobby
Out in the lobby
I went insane

A voice inside me
Said "Kid, you love it"
I think you're into heavy pain

By thirteen years
I taught my peers
Bout' bondage and submission
Gave illustrated lectures on the Spanish inquisition

Some boys take dirty books to the john
And give themselves a whack
I did the same with lithographs
Of thumbscrews, and the rack
At 22 the time came due
To choose a life's profession
I struggled hard to think of one
In line with my obsession
I could have been a boxer
Or a lawyer, yeah I guess
But no one causes suffering
Like a licensed D.D.S

And now my hobby
Ain't just my hobby
No it's-a my job to make the patients shake with fear
What started out as
A secret pastime
Is now my hobby
And my career

[SPOKEN]
Say "Ahhhh"