Opening for a Princess Lyrics[DAUNTLESS]
Oh!
I liked her
[LARKEN]
So did I
[DAUNTLESS]
Why
Must every princess get the bird?
[LADY ROWENA, spoken]
It's just absurd!
[LADY AGATHA, spoken]
I never heard a test so difficult to pass!
[DAUNTLESS]
Alas
A lass is what I lack
I lack a lass
Alas alack
[KNIGHTS]
Throughout the land
No one may wed
’Til Dauntless shares
His marriage bed
[LADIES]
Oh!
The lonely spinster's life
[ALL]
Go!
And get the prince a royal wife!
(Dauntless, disconsolate, leaves)
[ALL]
We have an opening for a princess
For a genuine, certified princess
[LADIES]
Tell us when you intend to end this dilemma we're in!
[KNIGHTS]
None of the ladies give a fig for living in sin!
[ALL]
We have an opening for a princess
For a beautiful, bona fide princess
[LADIES]
Where’s the dutiful knight
Who'll right all the wrong we've been done?
[KNIGHTS]
None of the ladies are having any fun
[LADIES]
What to do?
[KNIGHTS]
What to do?
[LADIES]
What to do?
[KNIGHTS]
What to do?
[LADIES]
Pity the ladies-in-waiting
[KNIGHTS]
Pity the gentleman too
[LADIES]
Four—
[KNIGHTS]
Six—
[ALL]
Eight, ten, eleven, twelve
Contenders in a row
[KNIGHTS]
They came
They were tested
[LADIES, KNIGHTS & BOTH]
Then swiftly requested to go! (Ooh)
For a princess
For a genuine, certified princess (Sound the fife!)
Tell us when you intend to send us a girl who can pass!
/i>(And get the prince a royal wife!)
[KNIGHTS]
None of the ladies are having any--
[ALL]
No one is having any
No one is getting any
Younger
And it's been God knows how long since!
[KNIGHTS, LADIES]
We have an opening for a princess
For a genuine, certified princess
(We have an opening for a princess)
[ALL]
We have an opening for a princess
Who's good enough, nice enough
Sweet enough, smart enough, rich enough
For our poor prince!