Finale Lyrics[WINNIFRED, spoken]
That bed outta be moved to the torture chamber!
[Dauntless gasps.]
[DAUNTLESS, spoken]
Fred, you passed! Mother put a pea under twenty mattresses, and you felt it, and I had the talk, so now we can be married!
[WINNIFRED, spoken]
I passed?
[DAUNTLESS, spoken]
You passed!
[WINNIFRED, spoken]
I passed? I passed? I can't believe I—
[Winnifred snores.]
[ALL]
How did she stay awake?
That pea was awf'lly small
[JESTER, spoken]
But it wasn't the pea!
[ALL]
It wasn't the pea
It wasn't the pea at all!
Oh, life is grand—
It's very int'resting!
We think we understand
We think we think we know—
It's very int'resting
Thank you, Princess
And Princess
We love you so
For a princess is a delicate thing
Delicate and dainty as a dragonfly's wing
You can recognize a lady by her elegant air
But a genuine princess—
[Winnifred snores.]
[ALL]
Is exceedingly—
Rare!