[Intro]
I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I
[Verse 1]
I hope that you step on a jellyfish
When you're walking naked hand in hand
On the shore where we first kissed
The sun is always overcast
The sand's a wasteland full of fish
And birds
And in case you forgot the words
[Chorus]
I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I
I don't wanna go to the nude beach with
You and your new boyfriend
[Verse 2]
I hate getting naked in front of strangers
And I fucking hate the beach
From our old polluted lake
To the sunny Mediterranean
In Nice
There's always a chance
For broken glass to pierce my feet
[Chorus]
I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I
I don't wanna go to the nude beach with
You and your new boyfriend
[Bridge]
Well, I hear sand is coarse and rough
And gets everywhere
I think Hayden Christensen said it right
And sunscreen is uncomfortable
So pasty and white
Like spreading mayo on my flesh
To stop the cancer from sunlight
[Chorus]
I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I
I don't wanna go to the nude beach with
You and your new boyfriend
I-I-I-I-I
I-I-I-I-I
I don't wanna go to the nude beach with
You and your new boyfriend