Everyone asks me this question when we meet
They often make their assumptions non-discrete
Everyone always just laughs and says I'm wrong
They’re so insistent, that's why I wrote this song
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish and I don’t know why
They just assume I'm a kosher kind of guy
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish, what can I do?
It's hard to convince people otherwise when everybody thinks you're a Jew
Maybe ‘cause I have to check all my recepits
I'm just a flat broke musician, we're all cheap
Maybe it's my sense of humor, yes, I know
I blame it on Larry David’s TV show
Everyone thinks I’m Jewish, I don't think it shows
I mean, come on, I don’t even have the nose
Everyone thinks I'm Jewish, well how can it be?
Well, you know, even Eitan's gotta admit:
“Bro, you're more Jewish than me.”