[Intro: Andy Bean]
Cheese and crackers, anyone?
Two, three
[Verse 1: Andy Bean]
If you got cheese
Lookin' for a cracker
Honey, I may be the one
If you got cheese
Lookin' for a cracker
Honey, I may be the one
[Chorus: Andy Bean]
Oh, everyone in life needs a little partner
Girl, you're gettin' older, it's gettin' harder
You can do with me all you please
Spread yourself all over me
[Verse 1: Andy Bean]
If you got cheese
Lookin' for a cracker
Honey, I may be the one
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 2: Andy Bean and Both]
Oh, if you got cheese, you got cheese
Lookin' for a cracker, lookin' for a cracker
Honey, I may be the one
If you got cheese, you got cheese
Lookin' for a cracker, lookin' for a cracker
Honey, I may be the one
[Chorus: Andy Bean]
Oh, everyone in life needs a little partner
Girl, you're gettin' older, it's gettin' harder
You can do with me all you please
Spread yourself all over me
[Verse 2: Andy Bean and Both]
If you got cheese, you got cheese
Lookin' for a cracker, lookin' for a cracker
Honey, I may be the one
If you got cheese, you got cheese
Lookin' for a cracker, lookin' for a cracker
Honey, I may be the one