[Verse 1: Fuller Condon, Andy Bean, and Both]
There's something in my trousers (What's that, you say)
There's something in my trousers (How does it feel?)
Oh, it's warm
[Verse 2: Fuller Condon, Andy Bean, and Both]
There's a churning inside me (Help me narrow it down)
And I'm feelin' kinda dirty (Now, get outta town)
And now, lady's gone
[Verse 2: Fuller Condon, Andy Bean, and Both]
So you're talkin' to a lady (Guilty as charged)
Things were gettin' kinda heavy (God, it's so hard)
To hold it all in
And now, lady's gone
[Instrumental Break]
[Bridge: Both]
Don't say another word, I know
Don't say another word, I know
[Verse 3: Fuller Condon, Andy Bean, and Both]
I've spilt too much already (No, you've been quite vague)
And it's causing all the sweating (Why don't you try it again)
[Chorus: Fuller Condon and Both]
I can't, because
There's something in my trousers
I can't, because
Therе's something in my trousers
I can't, becausе
There's something in my trousers
I can't, because
There's something in my trousers
I can't, because
There's something in my trousers
[Outro: Both]
There's something in my trousers
There's something in my trousers
There's something in my trousers
There's something in my trousers
There's something in my trousers