We went out to the state fair
Loverboy was playing there
We wanted to watch them rock
What we saw instead was a shock
"Working for the Weekend" and "Hot Girls in Love"
Didn't sound the same, they didn't rock hard enough
No sexy young girl loves their rocking guitar licks
I didn't even try and catch the guitar picks
No, oh no
No
And although I know they were trying
They didn't sound like Loverboy
Where were all the girls screaming
They didn't look like Loverboys
Opening up for REO Speedwagon
It just wasn't the samе anymore
And although I know they werе trying
They didn't sound like Loverboy
Not like back in '83
They sang of the dreams of teenage America
All the kids had their posters on the wall
Yeah, I did too, and I'll bet you did too
Now they're all shitty and old
Oh, I don't want to watch anymore
Let's go home and listen to the albums
I don't think I can watch anymore