The beast in the cellar
Chained to a water heater
Living on cornbread and beans
And that's life in the suburbs
Life on Centre Street
The beast in the basement
Chained to a water heater
Tenting in for a toilet
Yeah, that's life in the suburbs
Ladies and gentlemen
Come on, come on
Come see the beast
$5 bucks a ticket
Children get in free
That's life on Cеntre Street
Last house on the lеft
Monster in the cellar
Living on cornbread and beans
$3 dollars to get inside, $2 more to poke it with a stick